Ceiling Fan Safe Tee

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Ceiling Fan Safe TeeI’m not short… I’m just ceiling fan safe.Let’s clear something up real quick: this isn’t a joke—it’s a lifestyle advantage.While others are ducking, dodging, an d questioning their life choices, you’re standing tall (well… comfortably) and living fan-blade free. This shirt is for the confident, the self-aware, and the people who know that being short isn’t a flaw—it’s EPIC efficiency.Bold. Funny. Effortlessly confident.This tee turns a one-liner into a mic drop.Wear it out and expect: laughs double takes people saying, “Okay, that’s actually hilarious.” Because once you put this on, there’s no going back. You don’t just wear this shirt—you own the joke.–short– & EPIC Short and standing tall. Show more