Eat crayons. Stay dangerous. The Certified Crayon Eater PVC Patch is built for those who don’t take life too seriously—but still show up ready. Featuring a battle-hardened skull rocking tactical gear and chewing down on a crayon, this patch delivers bold attitude with a clean, high-detail printed finish. Perfect for plate carriers, kit bags, jackets, or anywhere that needs a bit of personality. 🔥 Features: Premium Printed PVC Patch Size: 8cm x 8cm Velcro backing (hook fastener) Durable, flexible, and lightweight High-resolution print with bold colours Waterproof, UV resistant & abrasion resistant Suitable for indoor & outdoor use 💥 Built for: Tactical gear setups Airsoft / military / range kits Backpacks & jackets Anyone with questionable life choices 🚚 Shipping & Guarantee: ✅ 24hr Dispatch (INCLUDING custom orders) ✅ Free delivery on every patch ✅ Tracked upgrade available ✅ Zero-quibble replacement guarantee ⚠️ Disclaimer: This design is intended as humour. If you know, you know.
