Chattanooga Whiskey Experimental Batch Alpha: Intergalactic Comet Crusher

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Proof: 84 proof Mash Bill: Classified Tasting notes: Like having your brains smashed out by a bag of lemons dipped in 42 karat gold About the product: In the summer of 2015, a craf t of unknown origin crash-landed on the roof of the Chattanooga Whiskey Experimental Distillery. Among the wreckage: a malfunctioning android, blueprints for an intergalactic highway (straight through Earth—don’t panic!), and a glowing green bottle labeled: “Intergalactic Comet Crusher” Unable to resist, their distillers took one sip and unanimously agreed it was the best drink in existence. Now, after 10 years of top-secret reverse engineering (and some light time travel), they officially declassify and disclose this extraordinary spirit to the universe. Show more