Christmas: The Original Plot Twist

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Holy Paternity! For anyone who’s ever watched a holiday nativity scene and thought, ‘This feels like an episode of daytime TV waiting to happen.’ This shirt captures the exact mome nt Maury Povich crashes Bethlehem with the paternity results. Mary’s serene. Joseph’s rethinking his life choices. The baby’s glowing like, ‘Yeah, I said what I said.’ Perfect for Christmas parties, family gatherings, and anyone who enjoys their theology with a side of petty. Great for:• Reformed sinners• Sarcastic saints• People who laugh at jokes they probably shouldn’t• Anyone who enjoys religious humor with bite Includes a tear-away label for easy rebranding. Tubular fit to minimize torque. Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester. Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL A) Length (inches) 28 29.1 29.9 31.1 31.9 33.5 B) Width (inches) 36.2 40.2 44.1 48 52 55.9 B) Half Chest (inches) 18.1 20.1 22 24 26 28 Care Instructions General A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs​ . Wash The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. Store Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. Show more