In stock now · Ships in 1–2 business days.For the ones running on coffee and spite. A skeleton nurse in scrubs — stethoscope, RN badge, chugging a to-go coffee like it's the only thing holding the shift together. "PO Q4H PRN." You know the dose.Cream vintage-distressed ink on heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 black. Hand-pressed one at a time in a limited batch — restocked only when it sells out, never a numbered scarce drop. This is the everyday one you'll actually reach for. Blank: Comfort Colors 1717, 6.1 oz heavyweight Print: DTF, cream on black, vintage distress Fit: Boxy / oversized — size down for a fitted look Ships: In stock, out the door in 1–2 business days Two tees ship free — grab the Coffee IV design too and complete the set. Size Guide Comfort Colors 1717 · measured flat, in inches Size Width Length Sleeve (center-back) S 18.25 26.625 16.25 M 20.25 28 17.75 L 22 29.375 19 XL 24 30.75 20.5 Fit reference: The founder is 5'9", 205 lb and is wearing his usual XL in these photos — so what you see is the full boxy, oversized fit. Want it closer to the body? Size down one. Fit runs boxy and oversized — for a classic fit, size down one. Easiest check: lay a shirt you already love flat and compare its width and length to the numbers above. Care Keep the print sharp, wash after wash Turn it inside outFlip the garment before it goes in the machine — keeps agitation and friction off the print surface. Cold waterWash cold. Hot water fades the fabric and weakens the print's adhesive bonds over time — cold is better for the whole shirt, not just the print. Mild detergentSkip bleach and optical brighteners — both break down DTF ink over time. A standard dye-free liquid detergent is all you need. Gentle cycleUse the delicate/gentle cycle. High-agitation cycles stress any print; gentle cleans without the extra wear. Skip fabric softenerSoftener leaves a film that interferes with the ink-to-fiber bond over repeated washes (and cuts moisture-wicking). Leave it out for any printed garment. Dry low or hangHigh heat is the fastest way to crack a print. Hang or lay flat to dry, or tumble on low / no heat. Hand wash for best resultsFor the longest life — detailed artwork or garments you want to keep pristine — hand wash in cool water. No agitation, no heat, no friction. Not required for everyday wear, just the gold standard when it matters.
