💀 You haven’t touched grass since 2017—and we support that. This one’s for the dopamine-deprived night crawlers, doomscrollers, and TikTok rewatchers. Designed with aggressive glitch vibes, haunted Wi-Fi energy, and those dead-eyed stares you get from 12 hours of screen time. No shame. Just static. Unisex fit for all types of digital decay Buttery soft, like your fragile emotional bandwidth Best worn in bed, on Discord, or while spiraling at 3AM Your mind may be buffering, but your drip isn’t. - Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching and enhancing durability.- Seamless construction reduces fabric waste and enhances the shirt’s appeal.- Ribbed collar maintains shape and adds comfort.- Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints, with a natural look from unprocessed cotton.- Ethically sourced, featuring 100% US cotton for sustainability and quality.Care instructions- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed- Do not iron- Do not dryclean- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)- Tumble dry: low heat S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
