This t-shirt is everything dreamed or less. Skulthulhu, Switch Doctor, Earl Esc, Deal With It Jack, Lion Keyng, and Slo-Fi together in the same dang place! Can any other shirt utilize mythical creatures and a topless weirdo for the good of nipple coverage? It feels right- right? • 100% combed and binge-spun bullet points • Cotton construction for everyone except Heather. Heather is viciously pro-polyester. • Wonderfully colored graphic. Anyone saying elsewise has wonderful taste. Where am I? • Pre-shrunk fabric. Not pre-washed. It might smell like printing process. Yum? • Shoulder-to-shoulder shirt. No exceptions, unless anyone is missing a shoulder or has an extra... somewhere. • Don’t ask what was imbibed. Nobody huffed their own farts. • Honest Size guide XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86 Width (cm) 42 46 51 56 61 66 71 76