Stop Wiping. Start Spraying. You wouldn't clean mud off your hands with a dry paper towel. So why are you doing that to your butt? Clean Cheeks is a bidet attachment that installs in under 15 minutes, costs less than 6 months of toilet paper, and delivers a clean that wiping literally cannot. Two Nozzles. Total Coverage. Rear wash and front wash — both built in. The front wash mode is designed specifically for feminine hygiene, because clean matters everywhere. One dial, two spray positions, every angle covered. Nozzles That Stay Clean. Each nozzle features a built-in self-cleaning function that rinses the nozzle before and after use. When not in use, they retract behind a protective guard — no exposed parts, no mess. You Control the Pressure. Knob and key button combo lets you go from a gentle rinse to a full power clean. Your comfort, your call. No Batteries. No Plugs. No Waste. Runs entirely on fresh water pressure — no electrical hookup, no plumbing modifications. Just connect to your existing toilet valve and go. The average Canadian household spends $120+/year on toilet paper — Clean Cheeks pays for itself in under 6 months, and keeps 50+ lbs of paper out of landfills every year. Installs in 15 Minutes. No Plumber Needed. Everything you need is in the box. Fits any standard toilet with mounting holes between 96-204mm apart. At just 6mm thin, it slides under your existing seat without changing how your toilet looks or feels. Nobody will know it's there unless you tell them. CSA certified for Canadian homes. 30-day money-back guarantee. Free shipping across Canada. 🍑