It’s like my mom always said, what the f*** is wrong with you? Might as well stay and have one more wife’s going to bite my head off anyway Yeah I’m into fitness fitness whole Pizza in my mouth Im sorry I slapped you you didn’t seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked I sold the dog online Thank you craft breweries for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby My face hurts from pretending to like you Its exhausting being a lover and not a fighter especially when you know one good smack would end it Sorry I misunderstood you, but in my defense, I wasn’t listening This salad taste like I’d rather be fat Its not a party until the wiener comes out Marijuana it won’t kill you unless a bale of it falls on you Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand What weed I haven’t seen any weed You use a wine stopper? That’s adorable A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it 4 x 4 inches
