Right. This one’s for the little ones who love Cocomelon. You know who you are. You’ve heard “Wheels on the Bus” about a thousand times. You know all the words to “Yes Yes Vegetables”. You definitely have a favourite character (mine’s JJ – he’s just so happy). No judgement. I’ve got the songs stuck in my head too. Someone asked me a while back: “can you do a Cocomelon cake for my son’s 2nd birthday? He loves JJ. Red and yellow, maybe a watermelon slice.” I said yeah, course. Made a round cake, red and yellow buttercream, a little fondant JJ on top, and a watermelon slice. He pointed at it and said “JJ!” That’s a win. So here it is: Cocomelon Theme Cake – available at our Bromley bakery. It’s a round cake, about 7 inches. Feeds 6–10 people. Perfect for a Cocomelon birthday party, toddler celebration, or any little fan who loves singing and dancing with JJ. What’s in it? Sponge – vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry. Your choice. Something soft and not too rich for little tummies. Frosting – Cocomelon colours. Red, yellow, blue, or green – the show’s bright palette. I can do stripes, swirls, or a smooth coat. The Cocomelon bits – a little JJ face (fondant) on top – big smile, red shirt, cute hair. Or a watermelon slice (their logo) – green rind, red inside, little black seeds. The details – maybe a few little stars, a music note, or “Cocomelon” piped on the side. Around the sides – colourful sprinkles or a simple piped border. It’s a cake that makes toddlers gasp and parents smile. And you’ll get a hundred photos of them pointing at it. Who buys this? Cocomelon birthday cake for 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th birthdays – peak Cocomelon age. Toddler party cake – bright, fun, not too complicated. First birthday – can do a smaller smash cake with a JJ topper. Just because – they love Cocomelon. You love them. Cake. Honestly? Parents who are tired of hearing the theme song but still want to make their kid happy. Can I get a different character? JJ is the main one, but I can do a little watermelon slice (the logo) or even a simple “Cocomelon” text. Other characters like YoYo or TomTom are trickier but ask me. Can I add a name or age? Course. “Happy 2nd Birthday Leo” – I’ll pipe it in red or yellow. Different flavour?Vanilla is safe, chocolate is popular, strawberry is pink inside – very cute. How much notice? Few days if you want simple. Week if you want a proper JJ face. Order online or message me – I’ll be honest. Collection or delivery? Collect from our Bromley shop or local delivery if you're nearby. One thing to mention… The JJ face is fondant – edible but a bit hard. Most kids want to keep it as a little toy. That’s fine. Also the bright colours might be intense – it’s food colouring, but I use a good one that doesn’t taste weird. Right. That’s the Cocomelon one done.For the little fans who think the wheels on the bus go round and round all day. (They do. Trust me.)
