The Commit Tax Fraud tee from Unethical Threads features a capybara delivering the kind of financial advice your accountant would never sign off on. It's a heavyweight cotton shirt for people who think the IRS has too much power and capybaras don't have enough. Who's actually wearing a Commit Tax Fraud shirt? People who file their taxes on April 14th and think that counts as early. The kind of person who names their fantasy football team something that gets censored. If you've ever said "allegedly" after describing something you definitely did, this shirt was made for you. Heavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate after three washes (looking at you, every shirt from a boardwalk shop) Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL Crew neck, because we're criminals, not animals DTG printed so the capybara stays crisp long after your moral compass fades Pre-shrunk so it fits the same whether you're committing tax fraud or just thinking about it Is this actually a good gift? Absolutely. This is the gift you give someone when a gift card feels too impersonal and a felony feels too personal. Perfect for birthdays, white elephants, or that friend who just got audited. They'll either love it or they'll pretend to be offended while secretly loving it. Frequently Asked Questions Is this shirt actually promoting tax fraud? No. It's a joke on a t-shirt featuring a capybara. If you're taking financial advice from a rodent on a shirt, the IRS is the least of your problems. What sizes does the Commit Tax Fraud shirt come in? Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes. Will this shirt shrink in the wash? It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want, it'll hold up. How is the design printed? DTG (direct-to-garment) printing. The colors stay vivid and the print won't crack or peel. Can I wear this to the office? Depends on the office. If your coworkers laugh, you're fine. If HR schedules a meeting, maybe save it for weekends.
