Mocking SpongeBob sarcastically announcing that conservatism is the new punk. A big back patch for anyone who's heard that claim one too many times. Go big. This one's made to take pride of place across the back of your jacket. Part of our Banned from Etsy collection: designs that got us banned over there, so they live here instead. What you get Cut edge or stitched edge Any print colour: white, red, blue, yellow, green, fuchsia, orange or your own colour Heavy black poly cotton fabric that feels solid, not flimsy Printed in-house with detailed DTF heat pressing Professionally heat cured so the print stays put Dispatched within 24 hours (Mon–Fri) and shipped worldwide Also available as a patch. Browse more Funny Back Patches. Why Chaos Creations? Because we give a shit. Everything's made in our own studio in Scotland by a queer-owned business that actually lives these politics, and customers rate us 5.0 out of 5 across more than 10,000 reviews.
