Consider Me A Solid Maybe - Minimalist Funny Hoodie

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That "Consider Me A Solid Maybe" scrawled across the chest? It's like the ultimate shrug in hoodie form, perfect for those days when full commitment feels like too much effort, but you still wanna look effortlessly on point. Slide into this midweight bad boy with its dropped shoulders giving that chill, oversized vibe—feels like borrowing your cooler friend's gear, you know? The soft fleece inside hugs you just right without getting all clingy, and there's a front pouch pocket for stashing your phone or whatever random junk you carry around. Anyway, it's got a jersey-lined hood that's two-piece for that extra cozy factor, keeping things warm on those lazy mornings or midnight snack runs.Made from 8.4 oz fabric that's got some heft but not too much, and it's all OEKO-TEX, FLA, and WRAP certified—basically, it's produced with some actual care for the planet and people, which is a nice bonus if you're into that. We whip these up fresh only when you order, so no dusty warehouse vibes or wasted stock—just straight-up less waste, feels kinda satisfying 😏. Comes in sizes S through 2XL, and yeah, it runs true but check the guide if you're picky—oh, and colors? Think Dark Heather for that moody look, Tangerine if you're feeling bold, Light Pink, Sand, Charcoal, Military Green, and a bunch more to match your indecisive mood.To keep it looking fresh: toss it in the machine on cold (max 30C or 90F) with a gentle cycle, bleach only if you must and non-chlorine style, tumble dry on low heat, iron or steam on low too, and skip the dry cleaning—easy peasy. S M L XL 2XL Width, in 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 Sleeve length from center back, in 34.00 35.00 36.00 37.00 38.00 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 Show more