The official attire for graduates of the school of thought where the truth is stranger than fiction! Picture this: a shirt proudly displaying the emblem of Conspiracy University, complete with cryptic symbols, hidden meanings, and a motto that reads, "Question Everything." Our tee is the perfect accessory for alumni of the prestigious institution of higher learning where tinfoil hats are required attire and critical thinking is the only major. Whether you're a seasoned graduate or just starting your journey into the depths of conspiracy theory academia, our tee is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. So wear your diploma with pride, flaunt your expertise in decoding secret messages, and let the world know that you're a proud graduate of Conspiracy University. With our tee, you'll be the envy of every truth-seeker and the hero of every deep dive into the unknown. After all, when it comes to unraveling the mysteries of the universe, Conspiracy University is where the real education begins!" • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
