THE PERFECT BIRTHDAY GAG GIFT: Better than a card and smells way better than aging! This hilarious "Smells like your fading youth" candle is the perfect birthday gift for the friend, sister, or coworker who appreciates a little snark with their celebration. CELEBRATE FOR 100 HOURS: A birthday should last more than a day! Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, ensuring the laughter (and the incredible fragrance) keeps going long after the cake is gone. PREMIUM SOY WAX FROM OUR FAMILY FARM: Hand-poured with love in Lebanon, Missouri. We use 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn. It’s a high-quality, farm-to-home gift that proves while they might be getting older, your taste in gifts is getting better. SCENTS FOR EVERY DECADE: From the bright, "forever young" energy of Sun Washed Citrus to the sophisticated, rich notes of Sandalwood & Suede, our scents are designed to fill a room and make any birthday house feel like a sanctuary. REUSABLE KEEPSAKE JAR: Once the 100-hour burn is finished, the heavy-duty glass mason jar is yours to keep. It’s perfect for holding flowers, pens, or a very large birthday drink. Proudly made in the USA. "Birthday Snark" Scent Menu (The 'Forever Young' Edition) Sun Washed Citrus (The "Bright & Youthful" Scent) Pure sunshine in a jar! Zesty lemon, citron, and blue agave create a bright, energizing atmosphere. It’s the perfect "anti-aging" fragrance to keep the vibe high and the house smelling fresh. Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Bestselling Birthday Treat) Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious, sweet blend of sun-ripened black raspberries and rich vanilla. It’s the ultimate birthday "treat yourself" scent that fills the whole room. Butt Naked (The Tropical Celebration) Because birthdays should feel like a vacation. A fun, fruity cocktail of honeydew melon, strawberries, and green apples. It’s playful, loud, and totally addictive. Apples & Bourbon (The "Aged to Perfection" Scent) A sophisticated, warm blend of orchard apples, sweet maple, and a smooth bourbon finish. Perfect for the birthday girl or guy who, like bourbon, only gets better with time. Sandalwood & Suede (The "Classy & Mature" Choice) A rich, earthy blend of cedarwood, dark chocolate, and velvet musk. For the person who has traded the clubs for a cozy night in with a high-end, "expensive-smelling" candle. Fresh Linen (The "Fresh Start" Scent) Celebrate a new year of life with a clean slate. A light, airy blend of powder and soft musk that smells like fresh laundry and a peaceful, quiet morning. Fresh Cut Roses (Classic Birthday Flowers) Why send a bouquet that wilts in three days? Give them 100 hours of a true, deep rose scent. It’s a classic, romantic way to celebrate another trip around the sun.
