Corporate Liability Hat Some employees are assets. You are a Corporate Liability. Whether you're accidentally replying all, scheduling meetings that should've been emails, or becoming the reason there's a new company policy, this hat lets everyone know exactly what they're dealing with. Designed with a relaxed, low-profile fit and an adjustable strap, it's comfortable enough for long days of looking busy, strategically timing your coffee breaks, and surviving another mandatory training module. Performance highlights: Low-profile, unstructured fit for maximum workplace mediocrity Premium chino cotton twill construction Adjustable antique buckle for the perfect fit Embroidered eyelets to keep you cool under unnecessary pressure Curved visor to help you avoid eye contact with HR Because every office has a Corporate Liability. You might as well dress the part. Disclaimer: Management has requested we stop making this hat. We have declined.
