Meet Cory: the chronically overthinking rain cloud. This plant companion is meticulously crafted in North Georgia and designed for plant parents who appreciate a thoroughly analytical approach to indoor gardening. Watch your plants appear to dance in the rain as Cory weighs every watering variable with each session. Cory features a patented, USA-made design that reframes plant care as an existential watering ritual—Cory has considered 47 watering methodologies. It holds exactly 4 oz of water and delivers a five-minute rain shower, with notes that 4:45 might be optimal. Two 12-inch clear acrylic rods are included to work with indoor plant pots five inches or larger, though Cory has pondered whether 11.5 inches would be more effective. There is a Neurotic Gift Option for people who enjoy the mental gymnastics of second-guessing plant care decisions. A dedicated But Have You Considered... Watering Guide supports regular watering routines; Cory has researched 17 alternative schedules. To use, simply position Cory by your plant and fill with water—the slow-release shower provides absorption time while Cory worries about humidity levels and plant feelings. Care instructions: Clean with soap and warm water as needed; Cory contemplates distilled water or gentle vinegar solutions. 📋 Product summary: Patented USA-made design reframes plant care as an existential watering ritual; 47 watering methodologies considered. Holds 4 oz of water and delivers a 5-minute rain shower (4:45 noted as potentially optimal). Includes two 12-inch clear acrylic rods compatible with pots five inches or larger. Neurotic Gift Option for people who enjoy second-guessing plant care decisions. But Have You Considered... Watering Guide designed for regular routines; 17 alternative schedules explored. Simple setup: position by your plant and fill with water; slow-release shower supports absorption. Care instructions: Clean with soap and warm water as needed; distilled water or vinegar solutions contemplated.
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