Cremated Equal Tee Equal rights. Equal flames. Equal opportunity to become someone’s favorite urn filler. The Cremated Equal Tee takes classic Americana, vintage engraving, and mortuary humor and sends them straight through the retort. The full back graphic features a bold patriotic urn, distressed cream lettering, red-white-blue details, and enough old-world attitude to look like it was pulled from a forgotten funeral parlor wall. The 1876 detail is more than decoration — it’s a quiet nod to the year America’s first modern crematory helped bring cremation into the country’s funeral history. Up front, a Statue of Liberty-inspired torch badge wraps the whole thing together with a little extra fire, because liberty and cremation apparently share a flame. Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee, this one has that broken-in vintage feel from day one. Loud on the back, sharp on the front, and just patriotic enough to make the Founding Fathers sweat. ⚰️ Comfort Colors™ 1717 T-shirt⚰️ Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel⚰️ Relaxed unisex fit⚰️ Heavyweight cotton⚰️ Left chest torch badge⚰️ Full back graphic⚰️ Designed by a Licensed Mortician⚰️ Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
