Cum Rag - Hunkules

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Part hunk, part Hercules, all muscle. Mythological attraction incarnate. Our Infamous Cum Rags are the novelty cleanup towel that finally says what we're all thinking. Equal parts conversation starter and legitimately practical, these gay-designed rags prove that cleanup doesn't have to be boring — and neither does utility. The front face features a soft polyester blend that's gentle on your most sensitive areas while holding vibrant, fade-resistant prints. Flip it over and you've got 100% absorbent cotton terry that handles bigger messes and larger surface areas like a champ. Soft enough for delicate situations, absorbent enough for the aftermath. At 13" × 13", they're perfectly sized for nightstand duty, post-workout cleanup, gym bag essentials, or any situation where things get a little sweaty and you need to freshen up fast. Lightweight, soft to the touch, and printed on one side so your art stays bold while the business side stays practical. Whether you're shopping for yourself or hunting for the perfect queer gift for men who appreciate humor with their practicality, these rags deliver. Make a move, make a mess, make a statement. Specs: One-sided print — vibrant design on soft polyester blend front, absorbent cotton terry back One size: 13" × 13" (33.02cm × 33.02cm) Dual-purpose fabric — soft polyester front gentle on sensitive skin, 100% cotton back for maximum absorbency Lightweight and portable — perfect for nightstands, gym bags, travel kits, or post-workout cleanup Machine wash cold, tumble dry low — because hygiene matters Age restrictions: For adults Show more