No sugarcoating. No apologies. Just the truth, before coffee. The C*nt Without Coffee Tee is for the ones who've stopped pretending they're a morning person. Blunt, unapologetic, and honestly a little bit iconic — just like you, pre-caffeine. Wear it as a warning. Wear it as a personality. Wear it because at least you're self-aware. 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for your worst mornings 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) — lightweight but sturdy Double-stitched neckline and sleeves for extra durability Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a clean fit Unisex fit — sizes S to 3XL Available in 11 colours ⚠️ Warning: Ka-fey cafe takes no responsibility for the accuracy of this diagnosis. You know who you are.Size guide LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) S 71.1 45.7 M 73.7 50.8 L 76.2 55.9 XL 78.7 61 2XL 81.3 66 3XL 83.8 71.1
