“Official Uniform of the Unofficial Club” This isn’t just a T-shirt — it’s your membership card to a club that may or may not exist, founded in a year that’s definitely questionable. Emblazoned with the Cooper-Young Yacht Club crest, it’s perfect for porch-sitting, creative loitering, or explaining to strangers that, no, there are no actual yachts involved. -Soft enough to confuse a raccoon -Fits like a hug from your most eccentric uncle -Unisex cut, universally defiant -Machine washable (in case of barbecue incidents) -Est. 1878. Recognized by absolutely no one. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!