The cold brew that drinks like an IPA — minus the hangover. The Dad Fuel Sampler 2-Pack is your introduction to Happy Homie, the hop-infused cold brew coffee built for guys who traded kegs for kids but never lost their edge. One smooth, one bold. Two 16oz cans. All the caffeine you need to crush the day. What's in the Box 1x OG Homie — Smooth Black Cold Brew (16oz) Clean, bold, no-nonsense black cold brew coffee. Smooth enough for your first sip at 5:47am, strong enough to power through Saturday morning soccer and a Costco run. 200mg of clean caffeine. Zero sugar. Zero compromise. 1x Hoppy Homie — Citra Hop-Infused Cold Brew (16oz) Cold brew meets Citra hops. It drinks like your favorite IPA but fuels like a double espresso. The citrusy, piney hop flavor hits first, then smooth cold brew carries you through. Your buddy won't believe it isn't a beer until he reads the label. 200mg caffeine, zero alcohol, zero sugar. The Numbers 200mg caffeine per 16oz can — clean energy from cold-brewed coffee 0g sugar — no artificial sweeteners, ever 0% alcohol — all the hop flavor, none of the hangover 2% of every sale donated to mental health organizations Why Dads Are Switching Happy Homie was brewed for the guys who grew up but didn't grow boring. The ones who still love hops, still love that first-sip feeling, but need something that fuels the chaos instead of adding to it. We took premium cold brew coffee and infused it with Citra hops — the same hops in your favorite craft IPA — to create a non-alcoholic hop coffee that actually tastes like the real thing. Whether you're looking for a high-caffeine cold brew to replace your afternoon beer, a zero-alcohol alternative that doesn't taste like compromise, or just a seriously good cold brew coffee — this is your move. Try It, Love It, Subscribe Grab the Sampler — Two 16oz cans for $10 with free shipping. One OG, one Hoppy. Find Your Fuel — Try both. Pick your favorite (or love them both). Subscribe & Save 20% — Lock in monthly deliveries. Skip, pause, or cancel anytime. Dad fuel on autopilot. Ingredients OG Homie: Cold Brew Coffee (Filtered Water, Coffee), Nitrogen. Hoppy Homie: Cold Brew Coffee (Filtered Water, Coffee), Citra Hops, Nitrogen. That's it. No sugar. No artificial sweeteners. No preservatives. Just clean cold brew. What Dads Are Saying ★★★★★ "I used to grab a beer after putting the kids down. Now I grab a Hoppy Homie and actually have energy to hang out with my wife. Game changer." — Mike R., Dad of 3 ★★★★★ "My buddy brought these camping. I didn't believe coffee could taste like hops. Bought a case before we got home." — Chris D., Dad of 2 Frequently Asked Questions What does hop-infused cold brew taste like? Imagine your favorite IPA met a smooth cold brew at a barbecue. You get the citrusy, piney Citra hop flavor with zero alcohol and all the caffeine. It's like a beer you can drink at 7am without judgment. How much caffeine is in each can? Each 16oz can packs about 200mg of caffeine from cold-brewed coffee — roughly equivalent to two cups of coffee in one smooth can. Is Happy Homie really zero sugar and zero alcohol? Yes. Both the OG Homie and Hoppy Homie are zero sugar, zero alcohol, with no artificial sweeteners. Just cold brew coffee, hops (in the Hoppy version), water, and nitrogen. What does "2% to mental health" mean? We donate 2% of every sale to mental health organizations. Dad life is amazing, but it can also be tough. We're keeping you fueled and giving back to the conversations that matter. Can I subscribe after trying the sampler? Absolutely. After you try the sampler, subscribe to monthly deliveries and save 20%. Skip, pause, or cancel anytime. No commitments — just cold brew showing up when you need it.
