The only thing heavier than his record collection is his cholesterol. Dad Punk is living proof that you’re never too old to throw elbows, blow out your knee in the pit, and scream along to The Descendents like it’s still 1987. This design celebrates every grown-up punk who clocked into adulthood, raised a family, pays a mortgage, and still blasts “Suburban Home” loud enough to get side-eyes from the HOA. Soft belly, big attitude, forever pissed off — but in that charming punk-rock-dad way. Slap this patch on your jacket, backpack, cooler, car visor, or beer fridge. Let the world know:Punk’s not dead — it just has lower back pain. Size: 4x4 inchesMaterial: High-quality duck canvas cotton canvas We are an independent third-party reseller and are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any of the brands we offer. All trademarks and trade names remain the property of their respective owners and are used solely for identification and descriptive purposes.
