The only thing heavier than his record collection is his cholesterol. Dad Punk proves you’re never too old to throw elbows and scream along to The Descendents. He’s every punk who grew up, got a job, and still blasts “Suburban Home” loud enough to annoy the neighbors. This design is a tribute to every aging punk with a soft belly and a hard heart — the ones who raise kids on Black Flag instead of baby shark. It’s loud, unapologetic, and fueled by caffeine, frustration, and nostalgia for the good old mosh days. Stick it on your car, trapper keeper, or beer fridge and let everyone know: punk’s not dead — it just has lower back pain. Details: 3.5" matte vinyl sticker Weatherproof & long-lasting Perfect for punks, parents, and anyone who’s still got a little fight left
