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Dc (District of Columbia)Atomic Number: 14Atomic Mass: 68.35 Sq MiCategory: Politically charged alloyElectron Configuration: A highly caffeinated mix of monuments, power suits, and people who are very into brunch.Boiling Point: When someone doesn’t know the difference between a lobbyist and a congressperson.Special Properties: Extremely reactive to any form of politics, protests, and "can you sign this petition?" requests. Bonds well with lobbying, press conferences, and those "I ❤️ DC" t-shirts. Emits a constant aura of ambition, traffic jams, and tourists pretending to understand the metro system.Warning: Prolonged exposure may result in the compulsive need to talk about politics, an ever-growing collection of protest signs, and an unhealthy addiction to overpriced coffee.Year Discovered: 1790Shirt Details:• 100% combed ring-spun cotton• Regular fit• Heavyweight• Premium quality• Tightly knit• Side-seamed construction• DTF printing Show more