For the carpenters who’ve hit their limit — and the bubble’s still off. This tee features a back print of a worn-out skeleton carpenter holding a shattered spirit level to their head like a pistol, dripping oil and sawdust. It’s sarcastic, it’s unhinged, and it’s painfully accurate. Perfect for framing crews, burnt-out shop vets, and anyone who's ever had to re-cut the same damn board three times. Soft, shop-approved cotton blend Bold black-and-white ink Built for the crooked and the caffeinated Feral Wrench Co. Certified: Emotionally checked out, but structurally sound. 10% of all annual earnings go to animal shelters, because even the toughest strays deserve a second chance. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) S 71.1 45.7 39.7 M 73.7 50.8 43.2 L 76.2 55.9 47 XL 78.7 61 50.8
