Death Before Decaf – Raccoon Horror Movie Poster

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Behind a trendy coffee shop in Tullahoma, Tennessee, a family of raccoons lives the good life on discarded muffins and leftover lattes—until the owner’s experimental “Graveyard Ble nd” hits the dumpster. Now Daddy’s vibrating through drywall, Mama’s figured out the locks, and the babies haven’t blinked since Tuesday. When an exterminator threatens their home, the caffeine-crazed clan barricades the shop during open-mic night and starts serving revenge by the gallon. With the customers trapped and the espresso machine running nonstop, one exhausted barista must survive a night of shredded hipsters, weaponized milk frothers, and a grandmother raccoon who’s been quietly sharpening a biscotti. A greasy, blood-soaked grindhouse creature feature where the coffee is local—and so are the missing persons.24 × 36-inch physical movie poster — $29.95. Show more