No small talk, no candlelight, just straight to business. This minimalist typographic print celebrates the most honest transaction in modern dating: the booty call. Operating strictly under the cover of darkness, it is the ultimate tribute to low-effort, high-reward encounters that keep things delightfully simple.Add a sharp, knowing laugh to your bedroom walls. This elegant print looks like high-end art from afar, but serves up a hilarious wake-up call to anyone reading the fine print.booty call/ ˈbuː.ti kɔːl / zero-effort ·late-night-snack1. strategic late-night negotiation initiated strictly after midnight when standards drop and social filters dissolve.2. low-maintenance social contract requiring zero romantic effort, light conversation, and immediate departure post-transaction.3. biological emergency broadcast system activated by loneliness, boredom, or a sudden lack of better options.Prefer to print at home?We believe meaningful words should be accessible to everyone. You’re welcome to download Booty Call at no cost.👉 Get print file
