Let’s cut through the romantic fluff: marriage is a team sport where one player holds the playbook and the other pretends they didn't hear the whistle. It is a brilliant, chaotic contract of shared laundry, stolen blankets, and the silent agreement to never talk while the movie is playing.Celebrate the beautiful madness of long-term commitment with this sharp, witty print. It makes the absolute best wedding reception token, anniversary laugh, or lighthearted addition to your own living room wall to settle the score once and for all.marriage/ ˈmærɪdʒ / battleground ·compromise1. a lifelong union where two people work together to solve problems that never existed before they met.2. a beautiful, highly strategic partnership in which one person is legally, biologically, and permanently correct, and the other person is the husband.3. the ultimate daily exercise in compromise, collective eye-rolling, and deciding what to eat for dinner for the next fifty years.Prefer to print at home?We believe meaningful words should be accessible to everyone. You’re welcome to download Marriage at no cost.👉 Get print file