The resume said "highly motivated team player." The reality was "needs direct supervision to make toast."Welcome to the chaotic, beautiful, and deeply sarcastic world of recruitment. This bold typographic print is a raw, laugh-out-loud tribute to the HR warriors, the tireless headhunters, and anyone who has ever survived a modern job interview.A brilliant, long-lasting statement piece designed to bring some much-needed truth to the office walls, meeting rooms, or the HR department.recruitment/ rɪˈkruːt.mənt/ / gamble ·corporate-fishing1. professional matchmaking where candidates promise the world and companies promise "family culture" with lukewarm coffee.2. high-stakes corporate fishing where everyone pretends a resume is pure gospel rather than creative fiction.3. endless cycle of screening and mutual ghosting, hoping to find a unicorn willing to work for exposure.Prefer to print at home?We believe meaningful words should be accessible to everyone. You’re welcome to download Recruitment at no cost.👉 Get print file