Nobody wanted me.The slice nobody touched. He's still waiting. A 3-inch kiss-cut vinyl sticker of Last Slice — pepperoni pizza slice with dripping cheese, twitching pepperoni, and two zombie eyes melting into the toppings. Slap him on your laptop, water bottle, journal, or the back of your phone. He won't bite. He'll just be there. Quietly.The details 3" × 3" kiss-cut vinyl sticker Indoor + outdoor durable, scratch-resistant, water-resistant Glossy laminate finish, peel-friendly white backing Printed on demand — ships from the closest Printful facility Dead Food File #003 — Last SliceNobody wants the last slice. Three days in the fridge. Five. Eight. The pepperoni is moving now, but only slightly. He still wants to be eaten.CareApply to clean, dry surfaces. Press from the center outward to avoid bubbles. Not dishwasher-safe.Expire Last Slice →
