Disappointing Affirmations: The Disappointing Game Life isn't a game. At least not one you can win. Dave Tarnowski ; Ridley's Games Tired of toxic positivity? Had enough of “just be grateful” nonsense? Disappointing Affirmations: The Disappointing Game is here to embrace the chaos, shatter your optimism, and remind you that, honestly, things probably aren’t going to work out—but at least you’ll laugh about it. 🙃 How It Works:Players take turns twisting positive prompts into Disappointing Affirmations—the kind that make you chuckle uncomfortably because, well, ouch, too real. The most hilariously bleak, painfully relatable, or straight-up absurd response wins. If winning even matters. (Spoiler: It doesn’t.) 💔 Why You Need This Game:✔️ Because “Live, Laugh, Love” was never your aesthetic.✔️ Because your therapist told you to “journal your feelings,” and this is close enough.✔️ Because sarcasm is self-care, and laughing through the pain is cheaper than therapy. 🔪 Perfect for: Fans of dark humor and the Disappointing Affirmations Instagram account People who appreciate brutal honesty way more than forced optimism Anyone who’s ever stared into the void and thought, “Ah yes, my old friend.” 👎 What’s Inside: 80 prompt cards 160 response cards The crushing realization that you’ll never truly be fulfilled (but at least this game is fun!) Play with 3–6 players, ages 18+, and prepare for a night of unfiltered hilarity. Who needs positivity when you have brutally honest disappointment?