The Disobedient Cunt Tee from Unethical Threads is what happens when medieval insult culture meets a cotton tee. Old world hostility. New world audacity. You're welcome. Is "disobedient cunt" actually a medieval insult? Historically adjacent, spiritually dead-on. The kind of thing a peasant would mutter about a noblewoman before getting publicly flogged for it. We put it on a shirt because the 21st century lets us do that. And because some of you are exactly this energy and deserve a uniform. Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL because disobedience has no size limit Crew neck classic cut, nothing experimental DTG printed so the colors stay vivid and nothing cracks or peels Machine washable because you'll need to wash it after every argument you win wearing it Is this a good gift? If you have to ask, probably yes. The people in your life who would wear this, you already know exactly who they are. This is the gift that says "I see you and I respect the chaos." Works for birthdays, holidays, or just because someone in your group chat deserves recognition for their service. Frequently Asked Questions Does this shirt shrink? It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want, it holds up. What sizes does the Disobedient Cunt Tee come in? Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes. Will the print fade or crack? DTG printed, not screen printed. The colors hold up through every wash. No cracking, no peeling. Is this an appropriate gift? That depends entirely on how well you know the person. If they'd laugh, yes. If you're not sure, also yes.
