The mission was simple: stay focused, finish the task, and ignore every possible distraction. Then a duck waddled into the picture, and the entire plan collapsed faster than anyone thought possible. This Roast Republic T-shirt transforms an uncontrollable fascination with feathered nonsense into a public declaration that your sense of humor knows what actually deserves your attention. The duck never asked for the spotlight; you happily gave it one. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾ LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) M 73.7 50.8 43.2 L 76.2 55.9 47 XL 78.7 61 50.8 2XL 81.3 66 54.6 3XL 83.8 71.1 58
