There are days when the greatest act of self-love is getting into a bathtub, putting on your sunglasses like you’re in Cannes, and pretending the glass of wine next to you isn’t the same one you had last night while watching crying-dog reels alone over dinner. This piece portrays a woman who’s had enough. Enough of notifications, forced conversations, and the algorithm. There’s no app-based mindfulness here, no candles named something ridiculous like “Nordic Inner Peace Mist”—just green tiles, warm water, and the glorious right to declare yourself your own sovereign state. She’s not hiding. She’s on emotional strike. She’s, as your therapist might say, “holding herself from a place of radical authenticity.” Or, more plainly put: she’s over it. A tribute to Do Not Disturb, to leave me alone, and to the fine art of surviving an average Tuesday without having to smile at anyone. Because there’s beauty in switching your phone to airplane mode and saying: “I’m not going to be pleasant right now, and that’s perfectly okay.” And yes, maybe she’ll be back tomorrow. But today, the only notification that matters is: Do Not Disturb.