The Do Not Give Me A Cigarette tee from Unethical Threads is what happens when your willpower needs a wearable PR team. You've quit. Probably. This shirt tells everyone around you to stop being so generous before you fold like a lawn chair at a barbecue. Who actually needs this shirt? Anyone who's "quit" smoking more times than they can count. You know the type. Says "I'm not a smoker, I only smoke when I drink" and then somehow drinks five nights a week. If your friends keep offering and you've got the spine of a wet napkin when it comes to saying no, let the shirt do the talking. Outsource your willpower to cotton. Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your resolve Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL Crew neck DTG print for colors that stay vivid through every wash cycle Pre-shrunk, because at least something in your life won't backslide Does this actually help you quit? No. We sell shirts, not therapy. But wearing a Do Not Give Me A Cigarette tee in public does add a weird layer of social accountability. It's like telling everyone at the gym you're training for a marathon. Now you kind of have to follow through, or at least look like you're trying. Frequently Asked Questions Is this a good gift for someone trying to quit smoking? If you know someone who keeps "quitting" every other Monday, yes. It's the kind of gift that says "I care about you but I'm also going to roast you about it." What sizes does this shirt come in? S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Comfortable on everyone regardless of how stress-eating through nicotine withdrawal is going. Will the print crack or fade? Nope. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Follow the care instructions and the print will outlast your cravings. Is this just for smokers? Technically anyone can wear it. But it hits different when you've actually white-knuckled your way through a party without bumming one. What's the shirt material? Heavyweight cotton, soft and sturdy. Won't fall apart after a few washes, which is more than we can say for most New Year's resolutions.
