Don’t Be An Assquatch T-Shirt

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A soft, classic-fit tee that carries a playful outdoorsy attitude. The black shirt features a vintage-style chartreuse graphic of a squatting Sasquatch framed by pine trees and the cheeky slogan “Don’t Be An Assquatch.” Lightweight ring-spun cotton feels comfortable against the skin while ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the silhouette neat after wear. Wear it on trail days, campfire nights, or while running errands to show off a sense of humor rooted in wilderness culture.Product features- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for year-round comfort- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and resist stretching- Pearlized, tear-away label for itch-free wear; DTF/DTG printed graphics for vibrant detail- Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton; meets EU safety and compliance standardsCare instructions- Do not dryclean- Do not bleach- Tumble dry: low heat- Iron, steam or dry: low heat- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors Show more