Don't Be an Assquatch Sweatshirt | Funny Sasquatch Hoodie | PNW Apparel

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Keep it Cozy. Keep it Kind. Don't Be an Assquatch. Straight from the misty woods of the PNW comes the ultimate reminder: Be chill, like Sasquatch — just with better manners. This s weatshirt takes the Pacific Northwest's most legendary creature and turns him into a life lesson. Because let's be real — we all know an Assquatch. Don't be that guy. Why This Design is a Customer Favorite: ✅ Sasquatch-approved softness — Customers love how comfortable this is (tall men especially) ✅ Perfect gift for husbands & sons — Moms and wives buy this constantly. It's funny, relatable, and they'll actually wear it. ✅ PNW humor at its finest — Takes our local legend and makes it hilarious ✅ Unisex fit, sizes S-5XL — Because kindness (and comfort) looks good on everyone, especially tall dudes Perfect for: Foggy hikes Brewery hangs Judging people silently at the farmers market Reminding your husband/son/brother not to be a dick Anyone who loves Sasquatch and hates assholes So next time someone's acting up, just point to the sweatshirt. Boom. Message delivered. Ships in 3-5 days. Price: $59.69 Sizes: S - 5XL (runs true to size, great for tall guys) 👉 Snag yours now — stay warm, stay weird, and whatever you do, don't be an Assquatch. What Customers Are Saying: "Bought this for my husband — he wears it constantly and everyone laughs." — Event customer"Finally, a sweatshirt that fits my tall son AND makes him laugh." — Event customer"Assquatch is my new favorite insult." — Event customer FAQ: Is this design printed or bleached?This is a printed design on super-soft fabric. Not bleached, just hilarious. Does it run big or small?True to size. Customers say it's especially great for tall men who struggle to find comfortable hoodies that fit well. Can I gift this to someone who's being an Assquatch?Absolutely. In fact, that's the best use case. Show more