The Don't Be Shellfish T-Shirt is for the person who has silently tracked exactly how many appetizers everyone else at the table has eaten. You could deliver a lecture on the virtues of generosity, but nobody listens to the moral high ground when there are fries at stake. This fabric hangs with a sturdy drape that respects your boundaries without clinging, while the vintage-inspired print is cured to survive the spin cycle without cracking or fading into a vague, briny memory. It’s the polite way to remind the room that community property laws apply to the nacho platter. The right people will chuckle and pass the plate, while the wrong people will just admire the illustration. This is the visual pun graphic tee for anyone who knows that sharing isn't caring-it's mandatory. Order for the table. Fit: Unisex tee, true to size.Between sizes? Size up for a looser fit. Size guide by chest:XS: 31 to 34 inS: 34 to 37 inM: 38 to 41 inL: 42 to 45 inXL: 46 to 49 in2XL: 50 to 53 in3XL: 54 to 57 in4XL: 58 to 61 in5XL: 62 to 65 in Product measurements may vary by up to 2 in (5 cm). Pro tip: Measure a shirt you already own and compare it with this guide. Length: Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (highest point shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. Width: Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
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