Don't Clap When the Plane LandsThis candle is for the civilized among us—the ones who understand that landing a plane isn’t a miracle, it’s just Tuesday for the pilot. Light it up and bask in the aroma of quiet superiority while everyone else debates whether to start a standing ovation for physics. Don’t Clap When the Plane Lands is the scent of restraint, patience, and the kind of self-control that stops you from applauding trained professionals for doing the very thing their salary covers. It’s fresh, calm, and perfect for anyone who knows better than to treat Delta Airlines like Broadway. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Burn Time: Up to 70 hours Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free Wick: 100% cotton wick Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Burn Time: Up to 70 hours Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free Wick: 100% cotton wick Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches Perfect for: best friends who speak their mind, coworkers you actually like, housewarming gifts with attitude, and anyone who hates generic candles.
