When the world gets noisy, this hoodie reminds you of life’s simplest truth — a good pour fixes most things, and idiots aren’t worth your bourbon. The “Drink Bourbon – Avoid Morons” design features a chill skeleton in a flannel and puffer vest, lounging fireside with his glass of liquid wisdom. It’s a vibe: calm, collected, and comfortably done with everyone’s nonsense. Perfect for fall nights, whiskey tastings, or hiding from small talk by the fire pit. Order a Pullover Sweatshirt Here!!! Order a Long Sleeve Shirt Here!!! Order a Short Sleeve Shirt Here!!! 🔥 Product Details Material: 50/50 cotton-poly fleece for that soft, worn-in comfort Fit: Unisex classic hoodie — cozy, roomy, and true to size Features: Double-lined hood, matching drawstring, and a big front pouch for your flask (or your phone) Durability: Double-needle stitching and pill-resistant fabric built for real-life wear Design: High-quality print that keeps its edge, even after a few rounds of laundry — and whiskey 🥃 Why You’ll Love It Because nothing says “I’m chill, not stupid” like a warm hoodie and a glass of bourbon.Slip it on, pour one neat, and enjoy the peace you’ve earned. Drink Bourbon. Avoid Morons. Repeat. Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL A) Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33.1 33.9 B) Width (inches) 40 44 48 52 56 60 63.8 67.7 B) Half Chest (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 31.9 33.9 C) Sleeve Length (inches) 33.5 34.5 35.5 36.5 37.5 38.5 39.4 40.6 Care Instructions General The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs. Wash Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric. Dry Tumble dry on medium setting. Store This hoodie is widely available online through various retailers, offering ease of purchase.
