Drinks On Me Coasters

I came I saw I forgot My superpower? Me: This show is boring Last night the internet stopped Trying to make protein I've reached that age My housekeeping Listen I still I had my patience Therapist: and what do I just bought my husband I ran out of coffee A true friend Going to bed early My kid is turning My ability to remember Having a daughter Mr. Rogers Procrastination is totally You know you're old I'm sorry Funny how drinking It's like no one Someone said Lead me not into Please leave Let me check Listen if drunk The officer said Are you Drunk As much as Pooh I wonder what One minute Some things I told my wife