The Ultimate Funny Office Gift – High-Quality Silent Wall Clock for People Who Hate Autocorrect 🕒 Personalised NaughtyCard Wall Clocks (22cm) Make every second count with a bit of humour! Whether you're looking for a cheeky gift or a bold conversation starter for your own home, NaughtyCard is the go-to for unique, quirky, and "slightly naughty" timepieces. From funny sayings to modern, minimalist designs, our clocks are designed in-house to make you smile every time you check the time. ✨ Choose Your Vibe: Ticking or Sweeping We know everyone has a different "soundtrack" for their home. We offer two distinct movement styles to suit your space: Classic Ticking (The Iconic Heartbeat): Perfect for those who find a rhythmic tick-tock soothing. This standard movement provides that nostalgic, steady sound we all grew up with—keeping a busy home on track with every satisfying second. Sweeping (Virtually Silent): Ideal for bedrooms, nurseries, or quiet offices. Instead of "jumping" every second, the hand glides in one smooth, continuous motion. This removes the loud ticking noise, providing a much more peaceful environment. Note: While significantly quieter than a standard clock, you may still hear a very faint mechanical hum in a completely silent room. Please select your preferred movement style from the dropdown menu. 🛠️ Product Features Size: 22cm diameter (approx.) with a 20cm visible face. Premium Build: Sleek black plastic frame with a protective Glass or Plexiglass cover. Ready to Hang: Includes a pre-installed hook for easy, instant hanging. Precision Timing: High-quality Quartz movement for reliable timekeeping. Hand-Finished in the UK: Every clock face is designed, printed, and finished by hand in our UK studio using high-definition technology. Power: Requires 1 x AA Battery (not included). 🎁 Perfect for Gifting Want to send this directly to a friend? Add a gift message for FREE! Just enter your message in the box during checkout or drop us a quick message after ordering. 🎨 Want a Custom Design? Have a specific joke, name, or design in mind that you don’t see listed? Drop us a message! We design and create all our own clocks and can customise wording to fit your vision perfectly. 📋 The Important Bits Eco-Friendly & Made to Order: To reduce waste, we create every clock specifically for you. This means your "masterpiece" might vary slightly from the illustration, making it a truly unique piece of art. Personalised Items: We print the exact information you provide. Please double-check your spelling! Accuracy is your responsibility, though we’ll try to reach out if something looks clearly "off." Dispatch & Delivery: We aim to dispatch all orders within 2–4 working days. During peak seasons, please allow an extra day or two for our small team to ensure your order is perfect. Indoor Use Only: Our clocks are designed for indoor display and are not weatherproof. Feature Details Brand NaughtyCard Diameter 22cm (Approx. 8.6 inches) Face Diameter 20cm (Approx. 7.8 inches) Frame Material High-Quality Durable Plastic Lens Material Protective Glass or Plexiglass Movement Type Quartz (Choice of Ticking or Silent Sweep) Power Source 1 x AA Battery (Not Included) Mounting Built-in Rear Hanging Hook Production Designed & Hand-Finished in the UK Suitability Indoor Use Only
