Ear Guards Ear Protectors

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While You're Sleeping, Spiders Are Crawling Into Your Ears And Laying Eggs It's easy to dismiss these Ear Guards Ear Protectors as a "novelty", or a "joke", or "potentially more ha rmful to ears than actual spiders". Not all of us have the privilege of narrow little ear canals that prevent wily insects from eating our delicious brains, and that's fine. The rest of you get the message loud and clear, through your freakishly large, defenseless ears... invest in Ear Guards, lest you perish slowly and painfully at the hands of hungry arachnids! Bug-Proof Your Brains With These Essential Ear Guards Keep your ears safe from ear-spiders and earwigs with these protective Ear Guard Ear Protectors! Just slip them over your ears before you go to bed at night and you'll wake up revitalized, refreshed and ear-bug free! After all, ears are meant for hearing, not housing! Includes two vinyl guards with snug-fit elastic on each illustrated card. One size fits all. Show more