Ever felt like your grocery bag wasn’t manly enough? Like your kale deserved to be carried with the same pride as a battle axe?Introducing the Overly Manly Shopping Bag – forged from 100% organic cotton, packed with raw carrying power, and blessed with just enough confusion to remind everyone: yes, a man goes for a shopping trip. Voluntarily.Say goodbye to plastic – and to dignity – as you proudly march through the mall with this rugged yet reusable beast of a tote. Whether you’re hauling Shirts, groceries, rocks or existential dread, this bag’s got your back. (Even if your wife had to text you the list. Twice.)Product DetailsMaterial: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twillFabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)Straps: 1″ (2.5 cm) wide, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) long – for heroic shoulders.Compartment: Open main compartment – no zipper, no nonsense
