BRAAAINS? Nah—bring me INK! Ever since I clawed my way outta the grave, I’ve been chasing one thing: that juicy, electrifying color drip from Electrum Ink. And this tee? Oof. It’s like wrapping myself in a cloud of undead comfort while flaunting my obsession for pigment perfection. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (unless it’s Heather—then it’s got a splash of polyester, like a zombie with a stylish prosthetic) Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² — light enough for a brisk graveyard jog, stretchy enough for a dramatic moan Pre-shrunk, because nobody wants a shirt that shrivels like a sunburnt ghoul Side-seamed for that flattering fit (even if your limbs are... loosely attached) Shoulder-to-shoulder taping—keeps your undead posture looking sharp Responsibly sourced from the living world: Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Whether you’re shambling through conventions or just lurking in the studio, this shirt screams “I bleed Electrum Ink”—figuratively, of course. I’m already dead. Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61 5XL 35 31 62-65
