Ephemera Magnets 2025

After a quick breakfast Agree to disagree Aint Rootin And just like that Antisocial today and also always Are there fewer Aristotrash Ask your doctor At My Age At My Age I Nap Based on my Netflix recommendations Cowards Bow To Trump Don't be an asshole DRINK RESPONSIBLY Everyone Believes in Free Speech Everyone Wants to Rule The World Fuck off Fuck this shit Fuck what they think Get in motherfucker Get up and get going Good things come to those Has anyone tried turning him off How many cats do I need I can easily tell I didn't grow up saying I'd probably exercise I drank coffee If my cat only knew I'm in a really bad place right now I know everything happens for a reason I'll rise, but I'm not fucking shining I'm no good at sit ups I'm not a 10 I'm sorry for all the things I said "I never said all that shit" I never thought I'd be able to pull off I thought I was sad It's not drinking alone Is he dead yet? Is it Just Me I think every woman It has pockets! It's like my mom always said I've seen some weird shit It was the worst of times I will not Rest Kill Everyone now Life is good Life is short Love Yourself Marriage is basically just yelling what Nocturnal Girl No Matter How Stupid You Feel None of this matter Not to brag NOT TODAY Of course you can be anything you want to be Overthinking and also hungry Pay teachers more and congress less People Need to Start Appreciating Quack, Quack motherfucker! Serving Sizes Shit's fucked Sometimes I look at my human Stop hating on lazy people Stop voting for stupid people The cat has been fed This Shit is Fucking Bananas Welcome to middle age Well, it's official To Be Perfectly Honest We Need Leaders What does it mean if the holy water sizzles Why am I so full of hate Women Unite Worrying about things Yippee Ki Yay, motherfucker You Say Old and Out of Touch You can't tell me what to do, you're not my dog You had me at "let's day drink" Never Underestimate a public school teacher All I need is... Zen As Fuck Punk As Fuck I've Reached the Age Not Today Jesus! I Avoid Cliches Like The Plague