Everything Hurts

Millstream Port Townsend Verified independent store

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Everything Hurts Sticker 2.5" x 2.5" Everything sucks. Everything hurts. But sure — thumbs up, keep going. This sticker is pure sarcasm: a skull grinning through the pain with a bo ny thumbs-up that says “it’s fine” when nothing is fine. Printed on tough, weatherproof vinyl, it won’t quit — even if your body already has. Slap it on your water bottle, laptop, or helmet and let the world know you’re running on fumes and dark humor. Show more