NON-REFLECTIVE FOR REGULAR HEADS BEST FOR "RECYCLING" SPLIT PSSST...C'MERE CRAZY EDDY WANTS TO TELL YOU A SECRET. EXTREME DUMPSTER DIVING IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!!!! NEED A NEW LAPTOP? THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE WATER RECLAMATION PLANT IS A GOLD MINE. GRAB A CELL PHONE TOO! JUST REMEMBER TO PUT ON YOUR WRAP G SUNNIES FIRST. THEY WON'T FOG UP ON THE STEAMIEST OF HEADS OR IN THE FOULEST OF STENCHES. SPLIT LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR. 1 NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2 NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. 3 ANTI-FOG EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE ANTI-FOG COATING PREVENTS THE INSIDE OF THIS EXTREME WRAPAROUND LENS FROM FOGGING EVEN WITH THE EXTREMEST SWEAT. 4 ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 5 ALL EXTREME YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO DO I PLAY SPORTS? BASKETBALL? BORING!!! SOCCER? STUPID!!! HOCKEY? HORRIBLE!!! TENNIS? TEDIOUS!!! CRICKET? CRAPFEST!!! WE'RE HARDCORE, BABAYYYYY!!!! THERE'S ONLY ONE SPORT WE F*CKING CARE ABOUT!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!! EXTREME DUMPSTER DRIVING SPLIT
