Some things are better kept to yourself. The Happy Camper gives you that. It looks exactly like a reusable water bottle, camo print and all, and it goes anywhere without a second glance from anyone. Your bag, your truck, your tent. Nobody knows. You do.Inside that unassuming shell is a textured sleeve built to deliver real sensation. The ribbed interior tunnel grips you the way you want it to, and the flip-top suction control valve on the lid changes everything. Open it up and the sensation loosens. Close it and the suction pulls tight around you. You control that with a flick. The built-in finger ring on the lid keeps your grip locked in so you can focus on the feeling and not the mechanics. Seven inches of penetrable depth means you have room to work. The soft sleeve takes you there and the suction brings it home.This is a well-thought-out piece of gear for a man who values his privacy and his time. It travels without drawing attention, it performs without complication, and it does exactly what you need it to do. That is a hard combination to find at this price point.Overall Length: 9.4 inches (23.8 cm)Outer Diameter: 3.3 inches (8.3 cm)Insertable Length: 7 inches (17.8 cm)Features: Flip-top suction control valve, interior ribbed tunnel, finger ring gripColor: Green Camo
